A Great Hunters Weapon

DM Osbon put me onto a site where you can create your own World of Warcraft items. While looking through it, I came across this little beauty.

The best bow in the game

It works much like any Hunter Weapon. Equipping it draws aggro from every non-hunter class in the game. Use increases the frequency of Nerf posts on the World of Warcraft Official Forums by a factor of 100.

A must have for any self respecting Hunter.

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Academics Wanted

From the same people who brought you the research grants to study that women who drink are more fun to study, now bring you a grant to study role playing in World of Warcraft. So if you are a Phd and like Rutger Hauer movies. Check out the article. Who knows you might make a name in academia for yourself.

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You know you are playing too much World of Warcraft when – Part 4

Some more hints that you’ve been playing too much World of Warcraft.

You know you’ve been playing too much World of Warcraft when:

1. 1. You think about hearthing home at the end of a long day.
2. 2. You feel like a beer and think about hearthing to the pub (inn).
3. 3. You get a ‘pot’ of coffee.
4. 4. Your friend says Wow! and you immediately think of WoW.
5. 5. A door to door salesman comes to the door and you try and get your cat to attack.
6. 6. You finally finish that report at work and yell Horde FTW!
7. 7. A player gets tackled in a footy game, and you yell, “Pwnd!”
8. 8. You wish the weeds in your garden were kingsblood.

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You know you are playing too much World of Warcraft when – part 3

1. You wonder if road rage will help you beat the traffic lights.

2. You visit the zoo and think that the polar bear would make a good tanking pet.

3. You try and set your PvP flag when you see a garden gnome.

4. You wind down the window and yell “For the Horde!” when passing a field of cattle.

5. You wonder how fast that can of soda will restore your mana.

6. You say grats when the microwave finishes cooking the meal.

7. You keep an eye out for Murlocs when walking along the beach with your date.

8. You tell your friend that you will pst them with a slash invite for the party.

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You know you are playing too much World of Warcraft when – part 2

you wake up on your birthday and yell “Ding!”

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OMG! He killed Kenny FTW

I have to admit to not being much of a South Park fan. I’m more of a Simpsons orc myself, but I did find this sneak peek (AVI Download) of the first episode of the new season of South Park quite funny. I don’t know when it’s going to air in Australia, but I think I might find myself watching this one.

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You know you are playing too much World of Warcraft when – part 1

Have you ever had one of those real life moments where World of Warcraft superimposes itself over the Real World? (Whatever that is.) This little collection is dedicated to those slightly surreal moments of life.

You know you are playing too much WoW when:

1. You look for BBQ Buzzard Wings in the freezer section of your local supermarket.
2. You wonder if Frost Nova will keep your children still long enough to get them dressed.
3. You see your Boss walking down the corridor and you wonder if you could solo him.
4. You wonder if your Boss would drop any phat loot.
5. You are trying to find the keys to your mount.
6. You go to your mailbox and wonder if you will get lag.
7. The Alarm goes off in the morning and you are stuck in the loading screen for 15 minutes.

Additional contributions are welcome.

Popularity: 12% [?]