Monocalypso

With apologies to Mental As Anything (Apocalypso)

Santa Claus is playing Eve
Trying not to worry
Hearing things he doesn’t want to hear
Cause he’s in a hurry to say goodbye
To say goodbye

Santa Claus is drinking gin
Trying not to worry
Stops himself in the Noble Store
Cause he’s in a hurry to say goodbye
To say goodbye

Chorus
Monocalypso – its a special dance
Monocalypso – tell me why oh tell me why CCP’re trying to wipe the
Smile off Santa’s face

White sheets and bright lights in the sky
Shining through his window
Santa Claus is wondering why
There’s nothing on Eve Radio – it must be time
To say goodbye

Repeat chorus

Repeat verse 1
Repeat chorus

Tell me why they’re trying to wipe
Trying to wipe the smile of Santa’s face

Wipe the smile off Santa’s face and charging him a fortune
Blow the roof off Santa’s drake with store bought ammo
Blow that smile off Santa’s face and charging him a fortune
Blow the roof off Santa’s drake with store bought ammo

It’s Eve-a-clypso