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March 25, 2011
It’s getting to me.
All the Rift posts and pictures are wearing down my resolve.
I’m starting to weaken.
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Prolonged exposure to Rift has a variety of side effects, including but not limited to, feelings of elation, sleeplessness, decreased sexual appetite, social aversion to the real world, and a distinct tentacle fetish. In some extremely rare cases, users of Rift have been known to take multiple days off work to stay home and attain level 50. If you feel the onset of this powerleveling phenomena, please contact a socially responsible person immediately.
Rift should not be used by the elderly and by children under the age of 10 as it may prove too difficult to comprehend. Rift is not for everyone, particularly militant extremists, the amish, hard right wing conservatives, members of the Tea Party, people of Tibet, and any country where the internets are unavailable.
Please use Rift responsibly.
Don’t do it! It’s a short-term fix!
But I’m jonesing, man!
What Genda said!
Don’t do it! Most people are 50 and bored, and it’s a typical MMO. Bloggers always pot pics of the latest bandwagon game they are in. Oh and Grimnir I hear liberals love to have their hands held in Rift just as much as they like the government to do it for them in real life. I’m still waiting for “change” by the way.
Lol, I gave in last week, $60 for the digital collectors ed, can’t go wrong.
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