The Doctor Is In

Posted by Stropp on July 29, 2009

It seems those wacky psychiatrists want to get some World of Warcraft action.

One of them, a Dr Richard Graham is very concerned about the imaginary condition of World of Warcraft addiction. So concerned in fact that he has appealed to Blizzard to give him and his various colleagues free or reduced price access to the game so that they can treat patients inside the game.

Hang on a sec. How much do these guys charge an hour? They can’t afford a measly US$15 a month subscription?

Anyway. Dr Graham reckons that a true WoW addict is hard to treat because they pretty much forsake the rest of their life to be in the game. They don’t eat, sleep, bathe, go to work or school, or socialize outside the game.

So the only solution is to meet them inside the game. Makes sense I suppose.

But hang on. I smell the real reason that the good doctor wants to deal with the imaginary WoW addict inside the game. THEY DON’T BATHE.

Of course, dealing with a WoW addict in the office, or through a house call, would simply be too smelly.

Or maybe, just maybe, Dr Graham and his psychiatrist buddies just want to form a raiding guild. What side would they take do you think. Alliance or Horde?

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