You know you are playing too much World of Warcraft when - part 1
Posted by Stropp on September 29, 2006Have you ever had one of those real life moments where World of Warcraft superimposes itself over the Real World? (Whatever that is.) This little collection is dedicated to those slightly surreal moments of life.
You know you are playing too much WoW when:
1. You look for BBQ Buzzard Wings in the freezer section of your local supermarket.
2. You wonder if Frost Nova will keep your children still long enough to get them dressed.
3. You see your Boss walking down the corridor and you wonder if you could solo him.
4. You wonder if your Boss would drop any phat loot.
5. You are trying to find the keys to your mount.
6. You go to your mailbox and wonder if you will get lag.
7. The Alarm goes off in the morning and you are stuck in the loading screen for 15 minutes.
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You know you are playing too much WoW when
8. You sit down to lunch and begin to wonder how much stamina and spirit boost you will get from the food and drinks.
9. You tried to estimate the number of linen cloth required to make that shirt you are thinking of buying.
10. You begin to contemplate sapping that chattering idiot who can’t stop making stupid comments during an office meeting.
- You wonder if there is any Kingsblood in the park where you walk the dog.
- You say ‘LOL’ instead of laughing at a joke (This actually happened!!!!)
13. Your wife’s pants become a rare drop. Was always one of my favorities since I’ve been reading these types of articles.
14. You want to cast misdirection on someone else, or simply feign death, to avoid wife aggro. Yes, my main is a hunter.
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